Things i look for in a guy ;)

Things i look for in a guy: ;)

1.) Hair - must be soft. I like to play with people's hair, so if it's oily and greasy (eww!), do something about it. Change your shampoos, and start using conditioners. And please do not dye your manes pink or white, or completely blue and green - it's a turn-off. And leave it as it is, try not to gel and spike it up. Short and long are fine as well. Haha, if your bald, and your cute, i might just consider. ;)

2.) Ears - i just hope they're the right size, not as huge as HRH Prince Charles'. Try your best not to get your lobes pierced, earrings rarely look nice on boys.

3.) Eyes - haha, the more weird the color, the better! Tom, where are you? I miss your green smouldering eyes! Narinder, you too, have beautiful brown eyes to look into. I hope your son grows up to look like you. Spectacles or contact lens doesn't matter.

4.) Eyebrows - if you have thick eyebrows, you might wanna do something about them, but some people just have thick eyebrows since they're young, yeah, manveera, you! I recognized you in your baby pictures just by your eyebrows! Haha.

5.) Nose - The sharper the better, nothing too flat, and please no bulbous noses, and not too big either, i will just end up staring at your nose the entire time. I am really sorry, Arvin, i just have to stare at your nose, you have huge caves. Haha, i am really sorry about that.

6.) Lips - haha, the more kissable the better, any weird shape or whatever is fine, i don't have any expectations of lip sizes or colors or whatever. But make sure, they're not dry! Can't stand dry lips, and especially if the skin is peeling. Use balms, people, lip balms!!!

7.) Face - overall pleasant looking, a nice clean face would be nice - i would love to hold your face in my palms. Try to make it as soft as possible, as little blemishes, pimples, huge pores as possible, oh yeah, and not oily. Come on, all you need is a good facial soap.

8.) Facial hair - okay, this one is important, so listen up. If you look nice and clean, when completely shaven, good. I like guys with a little stubble, but not everyone looks good in stubble, but if you do look extremely sexy in stubble, (i don't know why but i just like the dirty look) keep that, plus points for you. Goatees are fine, no sideburns though. Goatees and spectacles go along very well, eye-catching, if you know what i mean. Temple-walla, kithey ah tu?

9.) Piercings - Only 1 piercing is allowed, above the eyebrow, and you have to look hot in it, none elsewhere!

10.) Tattoos - Small ones are okay, but nothing huge and covers more than a third of your body. And please, you wannabe people, forever with the common skulls and dragons, and goodness know what-else. Hmph.

11.) Clothes - Wear proper nice clothes. The pants and slippers combination are a big NO-NO! Long-sleeved shirts, jeans, pants are good. Dress like how Sam does. He looks really smart, oh yeah, please, no baggy jeans, and no hip-hop style. That's crap, wannabe hip-hop people, get a life. It's not cool, it's dumb.

12.) Perfumes - Anything that's manly i guess, nothing too overpowering though, sometimes i actually have to gasp for air. If i start going blue, because i have stopped breathing, just take 15 steps away, i'll be fine after that.

13.) Physique - Hmmm.... Skinny is way-out, abit overweight is fine, athletic and fit, even better! Yum! I can practically undress you with my eyes. Haha, and you can't be shorter than me. Tall is good. Actually, it doesn't even matter, everything can be adjusted on the bed.

14.) Alcohol - No alcoholics. Drinking in occasions is alright.

15.) Smoking - No smokers as well.

And as for your personality, that i would decide, simplicity, and the small things that you do for people attract me, just be yourself... and don't move too fast, that scares me, take things one at a time. Be sincere and honest.

Are there people who even fit this criteria? I might be asking for too much. That's okay, i know, Tom, you fit in perfectly. Where are you?!?!? I'll be looking out for you in KL Sentral... Haha.

Many kisses,
.Zephyr